January 2010
4 posts
Malaysian Kirk Cameron
Peruvian Ted Nugent
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– Dj Life gave me Lemons - I made Diarreha
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– Dj Viktor Maitland
October 2009
21 posts
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– Dj Under the Gun - Take it on the Run aka Fagbooster bob
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– Dj The Words You Used Were Strong
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– Dj hitchhike
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– Dj Crusade to Better Times(FEMALE CARL WEATHERS) aka foregotten profile
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– Dj Unfounded Amongst Women
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– DJ 40 year old break dancer AKA not givin this up fur nothin AKA threw my back out doin a backspin
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– DJ Malcom in The Middle vs. Vicki and the Small Wonders
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– DJ Double Checking my Bank Statement AKA Obviously my Checking AKA Went through the savings years ago
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– Dj NEED THIS JOB! I’LL FART ON YOUR LEMON MARANG OTHERWISE!
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– MC Awwnot2 Close 2 Acquireing Respectable Woredrobe
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– Dj I Can’t Go When You Watch
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– Dj Midnight Negotiations
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– Dj Cee’s Himself in a Different Light Every Night
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– DJ MAYBEimAgayGUY
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– Dj Crash Plan Vs. -HISELF- MC CASHPLAN
Agent: I won't call you, so we don't set it up.
Agent: Passed out in my front yard. How'd things go last ?
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– Dj Getting Dizzy off the Spritzers? aka (Me?) (Nah)
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– Dj Motel - The Carpet’s Filthy, but the Ice is Free!
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– Dj Not Considered Good Looking Here in the States aka MC —I Go off in Kenya—
…bc there it’s you fuck me or a yak…
Locked up Abroad: Omar Epps house. The case of Epps’s missing retainer & perpetual boner that ruined dinner.
August 2009
4 posts
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– Dj Light Scented Candles Complete - aka Anti Strobe
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– Dj What happens now? Do I get shipped off to Fire Island?
CSI: Turkish bathhouse. The gang throws a Christmas party at the lab with a new theme. Only this time the party’s equipped with a steam machine. Gil decides to record the party for his own viewing pleasure when he realizes he’s selfish. Grissom makes a copy for the Miami chapter of the Hells Angels with the hopes of luring a few homo bikers back to his alreadysupremely gay and Turkish...
CSI: Greg Lougayness dedicates his entire performance at the ‘88 Olympics to Noah Leven’s headboard and matress.
July 2009
17 posts
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– Dj A New Level of Gayness all by Himself
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– Dj Bent over the Washing Machine by a guy named Midnight
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– Dj Bachelor of Salamis from Pizza Hut Tech
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– Dj San U
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– DJ Breakin’ ‘em off some these snax proper AKA Brian Austin Green
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– DJ Savvy Spending Sam! LET’S GO!!!
CSI: Martha’s Vineyard.
Those kids knew this was a no wake zone and now my petunias are drenched.
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– DJ Steve Brawsly AKA your local grocer. VS. DJ Steve Harvey and The Kings of Comedy
CSI: Delafield WI. Catherine Willows drags the lake in order to find her pastrami on rye. She rondevu’s with the team only to find Gilbert Grissom distrought over where he pinched his last loaf. Grissom finds himself wanting to recite all his lines from (“Fear 1996”), where he plays an over protective father (Steve Walker). The gang later finds Gil with his head in his hands...
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– Dj I’d rather have a Buick Park Avenue shit on my life
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– Dj Little Bitty Ass Falcon Feet
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– Dj 30 Minutes of CHEAP cologne
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– Dj Gonna Max a Swanson T.V. Dinner!!! [WILDFORTHANITE]
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– Dj WELL I HAPPEN TO REALLY BE SOMEBODY aka howmuchabuse
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– Dj Swimfan check me in the Stands (aka) ATEVERYMEET -like it or not
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– DJ Don’t Techno For an Answer
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– DJ Louie G and the Marin Heirs
June 2009
45 posts
GANGS: The Mundelein Mingle Mondays Vs. The Long Beach Haven Pastries
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– Dj You SURE this has to Happen Tonight?! Aka fuck me
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– Dj Not quite Sure out this Element vs. Dj - Not Happenin’ Tonight- aka NOway FistAcuffs
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– DJ Foobs Head 2 Toe